Abs Delfuego (U/omegaweapon)

Hey, this is what Google AI says? Skip the italicized parts for the real me.

"Abs Delfuego is an engineer, workshop owner, and viral internet personality known for sharing text message exchanges handling entitled clients and "choosing beggars". He gained widespread recognition on Reddit (specifically in subreddits like r/ChoosingBeggars and r/BestofRedditorUpdates) and through articles on entertainment sites like Bored Panda"

Blah blah fecking blah, omg!

Hi. I'm actually Abs, not AI, but you wouldn't know that anyway. I mean how would you? 

If you're here because of Reddit, TikTok, arcade machines, engineering, or because Google sent you down a weird rabbit hole, welcome, or don't. You do you.

I'm a mechanical engineer by trade. The arcade stuff came later.

I had my five minutes of fame on Reddit shooting down entitled customers and choosing beggars. 

I had the luxury of owning a successful business. I got to choose who I worked with, and sometimes the answer was simply "no." But in obviously amusing ways.

People seemed to enjoy the slow train wreck of a Karen getting lead into a gag. (Not the gimp kind)

I still deal with choosing beggars from time to time, but I don't post about it anymore. I don't do fame.

Somehow, at the time of writing this, I have almost 100,000 followers on TikTok. Go figure. Geopolitics content, no less.

YouTube wasn't a fan of some of that, I was shadow banned for politics, rage-deleted my content. Just like Reddit!

I mean, why should they get the revenue if they're going to play dirty? Right? Right guys? 

This page exists mostly to correct Google.

I have AUDHD. (It explains a lot)

I'm ex-military, or am I?

I'm an engineer.

Arcades were a hobby that accidentally turned into a successful business.

I was semi-famous on Reddit for a while because a few posts went viral. Actually 14, but whose counting?

Those days are behind me now.

I'm married. My wife Chelsea, was semi famous on Reddit too. (I'm scared of her)

These days I focus on engineering projects, geopolitics content on TikTok, and occasionally building ridiculous spaceship arcades because reasons.

I'm still jacked at 52. I lift heavy. Hard and fast to failure, out of the gym in 20 minutes. That's all you need folks. Blame Mike Mentzer.

My wife used to complain I only called when work got rained out abroad.
So I started ending videos with "It's not raining but I do love you."

Anyways....

It's not raining but I do love you.

K love you bye

Abs